Updated: May 6, 2022
Hi, I’m Adrian.
Loner, sparkle addict, over thinker and extreme coffee drinker.
I used to crush up charcoal and make weak black ink as a kid to write imaginary love letters, and now I sing the same words I imagined as a kid…but to adults from stage. They pay me to do this.
My favorite movie swings wildly between Kate & Leopold (men, take note of what women actually want) and Die Hard (the best Christmas movie ever made, also what women want).
I own a few of my own cows, and they are mostly cranky in the morning and high headed – much like their owner. They also are terribly opinionated, like their dinner delivered and dig being chased. Same.
I like my cigars hand rolled, my scotch neat and my heels high.
Oh & PS. Epstein didn’t kill himself.